In Don't Botch the Broccoli, players have a hand of broccoli cards and simultaneously play one each turn. Players who play the same number move their card to their steamer, then whoever played the lowest remaining card gets to cook their broccoli, scoring it and any cards in their steamer. All other cards are botched and return to their owner's hand.

To win, find the right time to play each card and cook the most broccoli.